Dirty weekend – Valentines Ideas Pt. II

Hotel rooms make people act as they wouldn’t normally. It’s a complete mystery why suddenly you “make love” like you’re being paid to. It must be something to do with the new surroundings and maybe something to do with the fact it’s a space filled with things to be bent over. Flicking through Cosmo and picking out some tips about nibbling ear lobes and dressing as a nurse are just baby steps in a world of possibilities. If you have a power-dependence, you like business and control, Hotel Omm in Barcelona was built for you with it’s mix of sophistication and sex – think suits and power heels.

Word association – Hamburg? What springs to mind? We think about getting naughty in East Hotel and no doubt you will to. It’ll be whispered to you over dinner afterwards “darling, do you remember Hamburg” and you’ll blush. I know you’re imagining that scenario and you haven’t even been yet!

The sexiness of the New Yorker in Cologne is hard to describe. It’s like a subtle pop-art picture of a naked girl that you saw once in a magazine from the 70’s, and it’s beautiful and you can’t stop staring at it and then suddenly you realise that you can go there and make love, or art, or make love to an artist and it’s confusing but that’s the sexiest thing about it. I’m glad you understand.

Remember this Valentines…Its not just important who you do, but where you do them.

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See what the East Hotel in Hamburg has to offer in their “Long Valentines Weekend” special over here.

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